GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's discuss about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more then just observing. It's a whole vibe. You got your regular match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Say when that winger went barreling into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. An